When we were little, the boys sat on one side and the girls sat on the other, because boys had cooties, but so did girls, and only the ‘tom-boys’ were cool enough to play soccer with the boys at lunch time.
When we were little we watched Postman Pat, Noddy, Blinky Bill, and of course, Round the Twist. There was the old Playschool, the good quality Bananas in Pyjamas, Thomas the Tank Engine, Pingu and Brum. We watched the ones you might not remember – Budgie the Little Helicopter, Johnson and Friends, Gumby and The Trap Door. And we loved them all, even though some may have creeped us out at the time.
When we were little, the girls played Mildred Hubble, The Saddle Club, Charmed and H20, Just Add Water. Because yes, we were that lame.
When we were little we collected CD’s. ‘So Fresh’ was one of the best.
When we were little it was still baa baa black sheep and ‘vegie monster’ was cookie monster and he ate cookies, except he didn’t actually eat them because crumbs just flew everywhere instead.
When we were little we would fall asleep on the couch and wake up in our own warm cosy bed.
When we were little we sat on Santa’s lap at the shopping centre, telling him what we wanted for Christmas while we bounced with excitement, and somehow didn’t notice that his beard is clearly fake. But we believed because we were young and naïve, and why couldn’t a fat man in red slide down the chimney to fill our stockings with gifts and our hearts with joy?
When we were little The Easter Bunny seemed legit, and the tooth fairy would leave us gold coins under the pillow or in a jar of water.
When we were little, computers were chunky and bulky and to connect to the internet you had to ‘dial up’, listen to that awful noise it made and then you couldn’t use the phone.
When we were little, jumping off the swings whilst you were swinging pretty high was considered “living on the edge”.
When we were little we played Gameboys, with Pokemon and Mario, and the first ever Playstations, with Spyro and Crash Bandicoot. Then Tamagotchi’s were invented and we hung them around our necks from sexy lanyards.
When we were little we spent more time outside and less time on electronic devices. We played hide and seek and 44 home and sometimes even Wavo.
When we were little the classic Nokia’s had snake. It was a simpler time.
When we were little, staying up passed 10pm was a treat.
When we were little we weren’t allowed to have bare feet in the playground sand because there might be syringes, although I’ve never actually seen or heard of a kid stepping on one.
When we were little we played marbles in primary school, trying to collect the most out of anyone; especially the big colourful ones.
When we were little, it didn’t matter who was dark skinned, who was white, who was Asian, who was skinny, who was fat, who had glasses and who didn’t. We were all the same.
When we were little, that annoying tune from the Mr Whippy van was the most exciting thing in the world (and for some of us, it still is).
When we were little we all were a part of, attended a, or heard about a primary school ‘wedding’, binding two little kids together in ‘holy matrimony’ (I doubt we could even pronounce that back then).
When we were little we couldn’t step on the cracks or we would break our mother’s back.
When we were little we believed that if we pulled an ugly face and the wind changed, we would stay that way forever.
When we were little we didn’t have to worry about money, a job, what to study at university, the ending of relationships, or a broken heart. We didn’t have responsibilities and dinner would always be on the table for us without a second thought. We didn’t have to pay for fuel or watch what we ate or pick what to wear every day.